In case you’re here, it’s a sign from the universe that you need to cut loose and chill. There’s just no other way to say it – prioritize yourself! Psst – it’s for your eyes only!
Instead of the preachy life quotes, we thought of serving the self help motivation myhoogah way. So, here’s a no-nonsense, straight up notes for you. Go, get some today and everyday!
NOTE TO SELF: TINY HOOGAH REMINDERS
Nature's palette party!
You snooze. You win.
Get into bed early and pick up those dreams right where you left them off this morning. Or you could even dream a new dream!
Catch all the Zzz’s you’d want so when you wake up, you’re ready to kick butt – all day, every day!
So annoying but yes, everyone knows you’d give your life for them. Including the little monsters themselves.
So hug them while you still want to – once the day begins, you’ll be wishing school hours went longer!
So, you look like Sloppy Joe!
Always the right answer.
Happy? Take a walk! Sad? Take a walk. Feeling meh? You guessed it – take a walk.
Nothing like a good walk to make happy days happier and the other days much better. So when in doubt? Always take a walk!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute ??
Nothing like the crisp sound of biting into a red juicy apple and the sudden burst of juice to lighten your heart.
It’s one of the profound joys of life and we don’t care if you think we’re exaggerating. Happy crunching!
Don't be thirsty, get some!
Calm down – we meant water. As kids we thought tea was cool. Then as young teens, we thought coffee was cool.
Then we thought alcohol was cool. (Remember those nights? Yep, we don’t either.)
Now that we’re actually adults – we’ve settled on a vote. Water is the only cool drink. Period.
If you need a note, we're judging you.
Please call your mom bro. She didn’t carry you for nine months, put up with your snotty self and sent you money ‘just in case’ – for you to forget all about her. So call her every day.
And if that’s not enough? They come with an expiry date. Ouch! Sounds crass? Not calling is worse.
Your bunions smell like onions.
My bae, best bae!
Unless your bae is salt bae. In that case throw the whole person away.
Get in a date night, some cosy time and some cuddles. It’ll help you smile at them even when they’re making a mess and getting on your every last nerve!
If it ain't making you happy, cream it.
As many times as you possibly can.
And not when they're talking, please!
Murder is illegal. So breathe.
It's all about petrichor.
We, the responsible adults and members of society, are now hooked to the smell of rain.
Incidentally did you know it’s called petrichor? Now that you’ve enriched your vocab, go enjoy the weather!
Oh, those puppy eyes!
With extra butter. Thank us for it.
Anyone who criticizes can take a hike.
Get that (vitamin) D!
If you twist it all in one go, you're a monster.
Agatha Christie books are out!
Tbh, nothing else is worth blowing.
We recommend skinny dipping!
Brownie points if you splash your friend!
Splash it with some Irish.
Worth getting on your back for!
A lot has been written about clouds drifting lazily by and for good reason.
Gentle reminder to invest in a solid picnic blanket and take pencil in an hour or two from time to time to dreamily stare at the clouds passing by!